Comments on: Why Women Cannot Be Satisfied By Men

By: CreativeSecureMan

CreativeSecureMan — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 13:20:08 +0000

Of course women can be satiated – albeit temporarily. If you want lasting freedom from life’s discomforts, you might try buddhism.

To temporarily satisfy a woman, simply apply chocolate to the Penis, and as she enjoys that, reward her with the currency (for some it’s cash – but it need not come directly out of the penis – just be associated with it) that she desires. To understand the currency anyone uses, simply read the 5 languages of love. Some people want gifts, some want to be told they are awesome, some want you to give them a massage and carry their bags, some just want affection. Personally, I like giving and receiving affection. If you are mismatched with someone – you like buying gifts, but they like affection – they will be repulsed by your chocolate dipped penis. Now everyone is not just using one currency, but we all have our top 2 or 3.

By: Gerard

Gerard — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:33:28 +0000

Brilliant! I’ve heard a few of these in the past – I’m gonna pass this one on to my wife, see what she has to say!
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By: AussieRodney

AussieRodney — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:00:35 +0000

Now Thel, THAT is a post worthy of a comment. And there I was wondering why my wife was never REALLY satisfied.

By: Jens P. Berget

Jens P. Berget — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 07:01:41 +0000

Yes, that’s funny.

Another similar one is this; Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

… I guess the chocolate penis shooting money would help
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