Funny Definitions

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SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

image002MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

image003LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

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CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

image005COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

image006TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

image008CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

image012OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

image015COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

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OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

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OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

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Why Women Cannot Be Satisfied By Men


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No one can see your passwords or whatever you ‘ re typing

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Funny Butt Icons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called ‘emoticons,’ where:
*:) means a smile and
*:( is a frown.

Well, how about some ‘ BUTT ICONS?’ Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass!}

(_o_) an ass that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

Creative And Artistic Colored Pencil Sculpture

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These pictures were received by me in a forwarded email, upon search investigation I was able to locate the Source. Courtesy: Jennifer Maestre

About 20 Years Ago I Was Drunk

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A Notable Gynaecologist Once Said…


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“The best engine in the world is the vagina !!It can be started with one finger, is self-lubricating, takes any size piston and changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so f****** temperamental !!”

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