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I’m not sure who asked the question to begin with (as though you needed a reason!), but here is the full list of 237 reasons that people said why they have sex:

1. I was ”in the heat of the moment.”
2. It just happened.
3. I was bored.
4. It just seemed like ”the thing to do.”
5. Someone dared me.
6. I desired emotional closeness “(i.e.,” intimacy).
7. I wanted to feel closer to God.
8. I wanted to gain acceptance from my friends.
9. It’s “exciting,” adventurous.
10. I wanted to make up after a fight.
11. I wanted to get rid of aggression.
12. I was under the influence of drugs.
13. I wanted to have something to tell my friends.
14. I wanted to express my love for the person.
15. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure.
16. I wanted to show my affection to the person.
17. I felt like I owed it to the person.
18. I was attracted to the person.
19. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release.
20. My friends were having sex and I wanted to fit in.
21. It feels good.
22. My partner kept insisting.
23. The person was famous and I wanted to be able to say I had sex with him/her.
24. I was physically forced to.
25. I was verbally coerced into it.
26. I wanted the person to love me.
27. I wanted to have a child.
28. I wanted to make someone else jealous.
29. I wanted to have more sex than my friends.
30. I was married and you’re supposed to.
31. I was tired of being a virgin.
32. I was ”horny.”
33. I wanted to feel loved.
34. I was feeling lonely.
35. Everyone else was having sex.
36. I wanted the attention.
37. It was easier to ”go all the way” than to stop.
38. I wanted to ensure the relationship was ”committed.”
39. I was competing with someone else to ”get the person.”
40. I wanted to ”gain control” of the person.
41. I was curious about what the person was like in bed.
42. I was curious about sex.
43. I wanted to feel attractive.
44. I wanted to please my partner.
45. I wanted to display submission.
46. I wanted to release anxiety/stress.
47. I didn’t know how to say ”no.”
48. I felt like it was my duty.
49. I wanted to end the relationship.
50 My friends pressured me into it.
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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a picture in half and mails it.

The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He’s really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother’s eyesight is, and hopes she won’t notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother. It says:

“Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle… it makes
your nose look too short.” Love, Grandma

If you’re sucking on an artificially raspberry-flavored candy, you might want to spit out before reading on. All done? Good. Here comes the bad news: that wanna-be raspberry tang you love probably comes from a beaver’s back end, technically his anal glands. Mmm, tasty!

Essence of beaver behind isn’t really all that far off from sweet, sweet bee spit, which most of us happily lap up in honey. Disgusting animal (and human) bodily leftovers lurk in a motley crew of prefab foods. Then there’s the gritty stuff—tar and sand (silicon dioxide). While we’re at it, let’s add pucker face sweets like Nerds and Good ‘N Plenty to the list of processed junk that puts bug guts and other nauseating ingredients (crushed cow ovaries!) on the tip of our tongues. Um, ‘last I checked, pregnant horse pee isn’t kosher.

Here, have a heaping taste of five more hidden nasties lurking in junk food (you know you want to):

1. L-Cystine—aka human and animal hair, or, more precisely, amino acids derived from them. It’s used in breads, croissants, bagels, donuts, melba toast, etc. Bonus: cow horns and chicken feathers also put that special hairy something in pizza crust.
2. Beetle juice—slippery secretions from the Lac beetle. We know it as confectioner’s glaze—that shiny coating on “time release” pills and candies like Skittles and M&M’s. Those poor Laccifer laccaso bugs are the reason they “melt in your mouth and not in your hand.” Would you eat wood finish and vinyl recordstoo?
3. Coal tar—aka Blue No. 1 food coloring, a carcinogenic additive already banned in most European countries. But the FDA still thinks its safe for Americans??? Nerds Rope, Jelly Belly beans, Skittles, M&Ms and an ocean of blue drinks/sodas, yogurts and ice creams are also all tarred-up.
4. K-Carmine—aka E120 or Crimson Lake. The blood red hue comes to us care of dried, then boiled female cochineal bugs. The sacrificed buggers are in candy, yogurt, soda, lipstick, blush, paint and pen ink.
5. Lanolin—greasy yellow earwax-like secretion from sheep and other wool-bearing animals. We smear liquid wool grease and sweat on our bodies after showering (lotion), and we chew it in popular bubble gums, too.

You know what they say: You are what you eat. I don’t know about you, but I’m all set with “being” anything that oozes from pores, human or animal.

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There! That got you to sit up. But then they say sex can sell anything, even cars. Maybe GM should have more sexy girls. Buy a car and get a sexy girl for free. Or use an article writing service and get one free. Ah right, probably not.

But speculating what might improve General Motors’s sales and whether sexy girls will do the trick is not the issue. It’s about having more time whether it’s for sex or for playing on your favourite golf course. Now that could be a choicy dilemma.

If you are like me, an internet marketer, then you spend hours in front of the computer trying to write articles because you know this is something that needs to be done for most successful internet businesses. And not much time for anything else…

I say most, because the porn industry relies on images of course. Words are not that important. I mean how many times can you write aaah and oooh? Kind of kills the ‘romance’ bit. If one can call it romance.

The real point I want to make is that as an internet marketer you should consider an article writing service. It will free your time up considerably so that you can do other more worthwhile things. Either make more money or have some fun.

So go here to digitalarchives to check it out. You have a few days of free articles just to try them out. Thereafter it costs you less than one Tall Latte from Starbucks to get 20 articles per month. And how much more time for the fun bits of life such as…..

Did I mention that I write them? Just to reassure you, there are no sexy ones. Just good ones for good business. Hope you’re not disappointed.

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