Why Do Women Lie
If you think your woman would never lie to you, guess again. From little white lies to the more serious variety, most women will curtail the truth at some point in a relationship. Her motivation for lying can stem from wanting to protect your feelings or, sure enough, to save her own butt.
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, ‘My dear child, why are you crying?’ The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.
‘Is this your thimble?’ the Lord asked The seamstress replied, ‘No.’
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.
‘Is this your thimble?’ the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, ‘No.’
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
‘Is this your thimble ?’ the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, ‘Yes.’ The Lord was pleased with the woman’s honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, ‘Why are you crying?’ ‘Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!’
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. ‘Is this your husband?’ the Lord asked.
‘Yes,’ cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. ‘You lied! That is an untruth!’ The seamstress replied, ‘Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.
Then if I said ‘no’ to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three. Lord, I’m not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT’S why I said ‘yes’ to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it’s for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it.
A lie is a lie. You can’t admit to being a liar and then expect anyone to believe you when you say it’s always for honorable reasons.
a lie is always a lie,, but dont used the lord’s name when u lie,,, u are surely go to hell,,…..
wow do all your commenters have no sense of humour?
also, I was trying to message you on Stumble about your this blog and was unable to, not sure why as I’m fairly new there.
I had a woman “lie to me to protect me”. Turned out she cheated on me for a year. The next girl tried to “protect me” by secretly sending letters to her ex-boyfriend, because “she didn’t want me to get upset. A liar is a liar, and a bitch is a bitch. I AM NOT misogynistic, I just really, REALLY hate liars.
Females tend to be such fickle emotion-laden irrational creatures that there were valid reasons to deny that befuddled portion of the populace voting priveleges for such a lengthy period.
Evidence from 1920 onwards indicates that for the good of society and country it may be necessary to, again, disallow females voting priveleges.
Some cultures view and treat females as property. Valuable property, yes!! And, not to be mistreated.
Yet, for the good of society and the female, females are limited to what extent they are allowed to interact with general society in those areas where females are property.
Interestingly, when studies are conducted of female’s general over-all happines the end-result of those studies is repetitive: females tend to be happier in cultures where they do not have to over-work their emotion-laden minds and are not forced to attempt excessive logical thinking.
I feel sorry for American females. Having to force their brains to function outside its biological limitations is a travesty.
Oh, cute story in the original post. There IS much truth within it and the truth within can be expounded upon to reveal truisms within American society that when confronted by American females leads to emotion-laden knee-jerk rhetoric and a flood of illogical spewings of outrage.
What the little girlies do not realize, apparently unable to observe or comprehend, their outpourings of illogial anger merely provide proof to the writings displayed by those such as I.
Thank you for your support, girls. And for the guffaws and chortles you offer when a I read your spewings of outrage against what I write.
Your hissy fits are exactly the confirmation for my opinions that support my opining.
A liar is no different than a thief. Once she/he lies they’ll always lie. Take it from someone that knows. I’ve been married for 13 years, and my wife who claims she loves me has been lying to me from the first day I met her, and I catch her every time she does it. I guess you can say I’m just plain stupid for putting up with it.