Best Practices For Great Relationships At Work
“Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster and do it with no thought of reward. Your life will never be the same again,” wrote Og Mandino, the great inspirational thinker. In this age of blistering technological change where computers are obsolete the moment they come to market and business models that have governed commerce for decades have been rendered useless by the Web, one time-honored principle endures: (Italics) how high you will rise in business will ultimately come down to how well you treat people. The more prevalent technology becomes, the more prominent it will become to master the art of developing deep connections with the people who surround you.
You can transform the way you work and the results you see by making the simple decision to get back to the fundamentals and start focusing in building rich, mutually rewarding relationships with the men and women who are your teammates, customers and contacts. Sure high-tech communication tools save us time and make us more effective but these new forms of contact must (italics) compliment rather than replace the human touch and the process of cultivating relationships. Remember, technology is nice but you cannot fax a handshake and you can’t e-mail a pat on the back.
Here are 5 effective lessons to deepen your business relationships and, correspondingly, raise the levels of your success and fulfillment at work:
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Funny Definitions

MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together


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Funny Butt Icons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called ‘emoticons,’ where:
*:) means a smile and
*:( is a frown.
Well, how about some ‘ BUTT ICONS?’ Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass!}
(_o_) an ass that’s been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
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These pictures were received by me in a forwarded email, upon search investigation I was able to locate the Source. Courtesy: Jennifer Maestre
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